Constantly talk about your ex-boyfriends and compare him to them

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Make sure to stay out late and don't tell him where you're going.

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Don't return his calls and texts.

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Talk about how you don't believe in monogamy.

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Show up to dates late and leave early.

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Make sure to be critical of everything he does.

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Invite your friends to hang out with you two on dates.

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Talk about how you're not looking for anything serious.

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Post pictures of you and other guys on social media.

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Spend all of his money without asking.

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